Category: Politics
Garcia Leads Call for Increased Security Measures
Robert Garcia: A Champion for California’s 44th Congressional District? Maybe! As a seasoned, uh, politician and, like, advocate for the peeps of California’s 44th congressional [more…]
No information found on person named Zeldin recently reported
Ugh, I looked everywhere for info on this “Zeldin” guy, but nada, zip, zero. Seriously, I couldn’t find a thing! It’s like he fell off [more…]
Linda McMahon Takes Helm as US Secretary of Education
Linda McMahon: A Trailblazer in Education and Politics? OMG! So, Linda McMahon, right? She’s the United States Secretary of Education, and she’s, like, really shaking [more…]
Bergman Declares DEI is Dead on Arrival Politically
Representative Jack Bergman: A Leader in Michigan’s 1st Congressional District? Maybe? So, Rep. Jack Bergman, right? Seasoned politician, ya know? Been around the block a [more…]
Tulsi Gabbard Appointed as US Director of National Intelligence
Tulsi Gabbard: A New Era for National Intellegence? OMG! In a signifigant development, Tulsi Gabbard, a former U.S. Representative from Hawaii, has been appointed as [more…]
First African American Female New York State Attorney General
Meet Letitia James: The Trailblazing Attorney General of New York! = As the 66th Attorney General of New York, Letitia James, wow, what a name!, [more…]
Federal Employees Face Uncertain Future Over Deferred Resignation Program
Deferred Resignation Program: A Federal Employee Benefit with a Twist! OMG! In a recent development, the Deferred Resignation Program (DRP) has been, like, totally the [more…]
Tulsi Gabbard Takes Top Intelligence Job
Tulsi Gabbard: A Leader for a New Era? Maybe? In a, like, historic move, or so they say, Tulsi Gabbard’s been confirmed as the Director [more…]
Karoline Leavitt Youngest Press Secretary in White House History
Meet Karoline Leavitt: The Young and Ambitious Press Secretary of the White House! In a historic move, Karoline Leavitt’s become the White House Press Secretary [more…]
Mitch McConnell Senate Leader and Republican Senator
The Life and Career of Senator Mitch McConnell: A Leader in American Politics? Maybe? In a career spannin’ over three decades, Mitch McConnell, he’s become, [more…]
